izzetheking:

Name: sad

Age: sad

occupation: sad

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hommos:

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

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meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

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burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

(Source: adrians1, via swagony)